bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese. (My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, son to an omitted father, second cousin to an unspecified character, patron to an unnamed pub, masticator to an irrelevant leg of chicken.)

Text My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, son to an omitted father, second cousin to an unspecified character, patron to an unnamed pub, masticator to an irrelevant leg of chicken.

And they will appear in the credits, in this life or the next.

#lol wut #gladiator