bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese.

How to Enjoy a Light Breakfast

Step 1: Wake up from dream about biggest buffet EVAR.
Step 2: Feel hunger pang. Nibble on fingernails. This counts as appetizer.
Step 3: Spot roommate’s desk lamp. Consider potential as light [look, ma, a pun] breakfast.
Step 4: Take tentative nibble. Make sure lamp is not plugged in.
Step 5: Savor flavor. Notice how it rhymes.
Step 6: Lose self. Lose mind. Watch out for glass shards.
Step 7: Realize lampshade-slash-bowl is sans light bulb.
Step 8: Despair. Get out of bed for real breakfast.