bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese. |
because they have yet to invent ex-lax for bad cases of word constipation |
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Notes![How to Enjoy a Light BreakfastStep 1: Wake up from dream about biggest buffet EVAR.Step 2: Feel hunger pang. Nibble on fingernails. This counts as appetizer.Step 3: Spot roommate’s desk lamp. Consider potential as light [look, ma, a pun] breakfast.Step 4: Take tentative nibble. Make sure lamp is not plugged in.Step 5: Savor flavor. Notice how it rhymes.Step 6: Lose self. Lose mind. Watch out for glass shards.Step 7: Realize lampshade-slash-bowl is sans light bulb.Step 8: Despair. Get out of bed for real breakfast.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldkf73erg81qb9oiho1_500.jpg)
How to Enjoy a Light Breakfast
Step 1: Wake up from dream about biggest buffet EVAR.
Step 2: Feel hunger pang. Nibble on fingernails. This counts as appetizer.
Step 3: Spot roommate’s desk lamp. Consider potential as light [look, ma, a pun] breakfast.
Step 4: Take tentative nibble. Make sure lamp is not plugged in.
Step 5: Savor flavor. Notice how it rhymes.
Step 6: Lose self. Lose mind. Watch out for glass shards.
Step 7: Realize lampshade-slash-bowl is sans light bulb.
Step 8: Despair. Get out of bed for real breakfast. -
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ohoho. my first vanity shot for tumblr. as for the tags, well.. *evil laugh*
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Marilyn Monroe by Milton Greene, March 1955
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Which sheets are which? Vintage bedsheet advertisement, 1950s.
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African Star Wars Masks // by Alex Griendling
(via justinrampage)
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Audrey Hepburn and William Holden for Sabrina, 1954.
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Pie Charts of Vincent Van Gogh Paintings
-Arthur Buxton
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