bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese. |
because they have yet to invent ex-lax for bad cases of word constipation |
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, son to an omitted father, second cousin to an unspecified character, patron to an unnamed pub, masticator to an irrelevant leg of chicken.
And they will appear in the credits, in this life or the next.
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Marilyn Monroe by Milton Greene, March 1955
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Which sheets are which? Vintage bedsheet advertisement, 1950s.
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African Star Wars Masks // by Alex Griendling
(via justinrampage)
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Audrey Hepburn and William Holden for Sabrina, 1954.
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MANANANGGAL. Literally means “one that removes”. This creature is usually an attractive woman by day. At...
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Pie Charts of Vincent Van Gogh Paintings
-Arthur Buxton
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Crossover of the Day: Matthew Inman’s Tumblr Tumbeasts meet Yiying Lu’s Twitter Fail Whale in The Oatmeal’s terrifying ode to service...
