bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese.

Formulating the Theory of Hipster Relativity: A common side-effect of a Pabst Blue Ribbon hangover.

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When life gives you lemons, NGGGRRAAAAAAHH!

dbsw: life as a wookiee by nate beaty (via drawnblog)

Dalek School. It’s crueller than some.

Christmas with the Family, Day Two: Scrabble has never before been this tense.

How to Enjoy a Light Breakfast

Step 1: Wake up from dream about biggest buffet EVAR.
Step 2: Feel hunger pang. Nibble on fingernails. This counts as appetizer.
Step 3: Spot roommate’s desk lamp. Consider potential as light [look, ma, a pun] breakfast.
Step 4: Take tentative nibble. Make sure lamp is not plugged in.
Step 5: Savor flavor. Notice how it rhymes.
Step 6: Lose self. Lose mind. Watch out for glass shards.
Step 7: Realize lampshade-slash-bowl is sans light bulb.
Step 8: Despair. Get out of bed for real breakfast.

Mendel was right.

This Wednesday is brought to you by Tom Ledin’s Little Orphan Ani. Because the suns will come out tomorrow.

Curse you, Poe, for writing fanboy-worthy science fiction in a drunken stupor while lesser mortals such as I chug mugfuls of stimulants to write real science (which only advisers and potential plagiarists will read).

P.S. Okay, the drunken stupor bit might be a myth, but still. Bullpoopy.

P.P.S. Kate Beaton, I will hunt you down and steal your brains, Gabriel Gray style.