bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese.

uh, hello? yeah, I’d like to order a pizza with extra pizza on top, please. no, i’m not kidding. kthxbai.

kate schechter would be proud.

weekendprojects: Physical Pizza Networking Theory by John Riepenhoff

you see, there comes a time in every young woman’s life when she has to choose between cheese and the circus. decisions, decisions.

i wonder if the bearded lady’s single.

comicallyvintage: the thoughts that keep us awake at night.

now that’s what i call kickin’ it Old Testament.

see, darling, if my dress can double as a tent, we’ll save thousands in hotel reservations! but of course, dear, i’m all for economy.

fuckyeahdresses | rereblog

today on the adventures of captain obvious..

blackandwtf

and amazingly enough, this makes perfect sense. and oh, what a pretty darn accurate picture this paints of society.

WHAT? bono, how come you never told me this? i never knew you were so talented.

imgonnaletyoufinishbut | suicideparty

[retreats to a corner, sobbing]

shoppedscifi: “Monet’s Darth Vader with Parasol” by David Barton

freudian maul: wrong on so many levels. this made my brain bleed from laughing.

sometimes a lightsaber is just a lightsaber.

dbsw: vintage freudian darth maul // by joost5 | shoppedscifi