bite-sized fewmets, plus cheese.

How to Enjoy a Light Breakfast

Step 1: Wake up from dream about biggest buffet EVAR.
Step 2: Feel hunger pang. Nibble on fingernails. This counts as appetizer.
Step 3: Spot roommate’s desk lamp. Consider potential as light [look, ma, a pun] breakfast.
Step 4: Take tentative nibble. Make sure lamp is not plugged in.
Step 5: Savor flavor. Notice how it rhymes.
Step 6: Lose self. Lose mind. Watch out for glass shards.
Step 7: Realize lampshade-slash-bowl is sans light bulb.
Step 8: Despair. Get out of bed for real breakfast.

explain why John 12:24 suddenly popped into my head when i saw this picture. one, it’s not even wheat, and two, i don’t intend to plant it, i intend to eat it.

i am becoming way too God-saturated. not that i’m complaining.

heckyeahfood

one last upload before i head out to buy lunch. one old photoshop project coming right up, sir! because i need a heckuva happy meal to sort out my tumtums.

sweet. pretty. pink. vanilla. meringue. can i get more out of character? but i’m hungry, and hunger transcends all boundaries. except for the veg-meat one.

prettyfoods: Pink Vanilla Meringue

to further illustrate my previous point, here’s a cake i’d ex-TERR-minate in a heartbeat, courtesy of flickr user tiny_tear.

because everything’s ten times better when it’s edible.

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